Hi. Welcome to the first ever blog post by Random Rini. If you’re
wondering why in the world I’m beginning a new blog when the
aforementioned world, its cousin, a maternal aunt twice removed, her
grandfather on an uncle’s side, and his monkey already have a blog, the
answer is: because I can. And you can’t do anything about it. Nyah,
nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah. (That’s easier to say than it is to type.)
WHY should you read this blog? Well, partly because you already are. A
little bit more won’t hurt you. And I might get funnier (possibly,
maybe), and won’t you feel like a fool then, reading all this crap
without getting to the funny part? Also, the world could totally do
with another might-possibly-be-funny, GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT blog.
So, the first thing about this blog: it’s going to be random. Why?
Because the mind is like a monkey, it jumps from thought to thought,
scratches its ass in full public view, begs for a peanut and then
happily settles for a louse off its next-door neighbour’s head when
denied the peanut.
Also because it’s the only thing I know. And flowers are yellow. And ‘Back
in the USSR’ is my favourite song (now). And ice-cream comes from
China. (Bet you didn’t know that.)
So, welcome. Stick around. Shower some bhaav (= non creepy attention
and love). Leave a comment whenever you agree with me/ disagree with
me/ want to correct my grammar/ want your grammar corrected/ know a
really lame PJ you want to share with the world. Thank you! Come again.
I also love Doogoos! Case in point:
see more dog and puppy pictures